First of all, you're dead. Secondly, I cut off your head. Thirdly... yes, I know that rhymed, you really don't have to tell me.

Gayle Ramage
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I know you're dead. I thought you were a zombie. I killed you. Yes, I know that rhymed, but I'm not going to apologize for it.

It's not like you didn't deserve it or anything. You were a jerk and you deserved it. You really don't have to tell me you're dead, either.

I already know that!

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